{"product_id":"verdammt-so-viele-idioten-aber-nur-eine-sense-baumwolltasche","title":"💀So many idiots but only one scythe 💀 - Cotton bag ","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"background: linear-gradient(135deg, #1a1a1a 0%, #2d2d2d 25%, #4a4a4a 50%, #757575 75%, #bdbdbd 100%); padding: 30px; border-radius: 20px; margin-bottom: 30px; border-left: 6px solid #1a1a1a; box-shadow: 0 4px 15px rgba(26, 26, 26, 0.4);\"\u003e\n\n\u003ch2 style=\"color: #ffffff; margin-top: 0; font-size: 28px; font-weight: bold; text-shadow: 2px 2px 4px rgba(0,0,0,0.5);\"\u003e 💀 Damn, so many idiots but only one scythe 💀\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n \u003cp style=\"color: #ffffff; font-size: 17px; line-height: 1.9; text-shadow: 1px 1px 2px rgba(0,0,0,0.3);\"\u003e Discover this unique \u003cstrong\u003ecotton bag\u003c\/strong\u003e with its cheeky slogan, perfect for those with a dark sense of humor and a penchant for quirky designs. Ideal for shopping, university, work, or everyday life – featuring a mystical rabbit design! \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\n\u003ch3 style=\"color: #ffffff; margin-top: 25px; font-size: 22px; font-weight: bold; text-shadow: 2px 2px 4px rgba(0,0,0,0.5);\"\u003e 🎨 Design details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cul style=\"color: #ffffff; line-height: 2; font-size: 15px;\"\u003e\n\n\u003cli\u003e 🐰 \u003cstrong\u003eCrazy rabbit with a scythe\u003c\/strong\u003e – Before a mystical full moon\u003c\/li\u003e\n\n\u003cli\u003e 🌙 \u003cstrong\u003eAtmospheric design\u003c\/strong\u003e – Mystical and humorous at the same time\u003c\/li\u003e\n\n\u003cli\u003e 💬 \u003cstrong\u003eCheeky saying\u003c\/strong\u003e – \"So many idiots but only one scythe\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\n\u003cli\u003e 🎭 \u003cstrong\u003eDark humor\u003c\/strong\u003e – For everyone who likes things a little offbeat\u003c\/li\u003e\n\n\u003cli\u003e ✨ \u003cstrong\u003eHigh-quality print\u003c\/strong\u003e – durable and colorfast \u003c\/li\u003e\n\n\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\n\u003ch3 style=\"color: #ffffff; margin-top: 25px; font-size: 22px; font-weight: bold; text-shadow: 2px 2px 4px rgba(0,0,0,0.5);\"\u003e 📏 Product details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cul style=\"color: #ffffff; line-height: 2; font-size: 15px;\"\u003e\n\n\u003cli\u003e\n\n \u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e 100% cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\n\u003cli\u003e\n\n \u003cstrong\u003ePaper weight:\u003c\/strong\u003e 140 g\/m²\u003c\/li\u003e\n\n\u003cli\u003e\n\n \u003cstrong\u003eVolume:\u003c\/strong\u003e approx. 10 liters\u003c\/li\u003e\n\n\u003cli\u003e\n\n \u003cstrong\u003eHandle length:\u003c\/strong\u003e approx. 69 cm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\n\u003cli\u003e\n\n \u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e Spacious for everyday use and shopping\u003c\/li\u003e\n\n\u003cli\u003e\n\n \u003cstrong\u003eColor:\u003c\/strong\u003e White with colored print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\n\u003cli\u003e\n\n \u003cstrong\u003eCare:\u003c\/strong\u003e Machine washable at 30°C \u003c\/li\u003e\n\n\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\n\u003ch3 style=\"color: #e0e0e0; margin-top: 25px; font-size: 22px; font-weight: bold;\"\u003e👜 Practical \u0026amp; Stylish\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n \u003cp style=\"color: #e0e0e0; line-height: 1.9; font-size: 15px;\"\u003eThis cotton bag is more than just a shopping bag – it's a \u003cstrong\u003estatement\u003c\/strong\u003e ! Its long handles make it comfortable to carry over your shoulder, while the cheeky design is sure to bring a smile. Whether you're shopping, at university, in the office, or enjoying your free time – your dark sense of humor is always with you! \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\n\u003ch3 style=\"color: #e0e0e0; margin-top: 25px; font-size: 22px; font-weight: bold;\"\u003e🎁 The perfect gift\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp style=\"color: #e0e0e0; line-height: 1.9; font-size: 15px;\"\u003e Looking for a gift for someone with a dark sense of humor? This cotton tote bag is ideal for birthdays, Christmas, or just as a surprise. 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