{"product_id":"verdammt-so-viele-idioten-aber-nur-eine-sense-herren-v-neck-tshirt","title":"Damn so many idiots but only one scythe 🐇† | Men's V-Neck T-Shirt","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"background: linear-gradient(135deg, #1a1a2e 0%, #16213e 50%, #0f3460 100%); padding: 30px; border-radius: 20px; margin-bottom: 25px; border-left: 6px solid #e94560; box-shadow: 0 6px 20px rgba(233, 69, 96, 0.35);\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"color: #ffffff; margin-top: 0; font-size: 30px; font-weight: bold; text-shadow: 1px 1px 3px rgba(0,0,0,0.5);\"\u003eSo many damn idiots – and only one scythe. 🐇†\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"color: #e0e0e0; font-size: 17px; line-height: 1.9;\"\u003eSome days feel like the universe personally decided to send them all to you at once. This shirt says what you're thinking – only more politely. 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No meditation retreat. Just this shirt – and suddenly the day is half as bad. \u003cstrong\u003eNot just a T-shirt. 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