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💀 Damn, so many idiots but only one scythe 💀 Thermos flask/stainless steel water bottle 600ml

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💀 Damn, so many idiots but only one scythe 💀

Discover the unique stainless steel water bottle with its cheeky slogan, perfect for those with a dark sense of humor and a penchant for quirky designs. Ideal for everyday use – whether at the office, during sports, or on the go.

🎨 Design details

  • 🐰 Crazy rabbit with a scythe – Before a mystical full moon
  • 🌙 Atmospheric design – Mystical and humorous at the same time
  • 💬 Cheeky saying – "So many idiots but only one scythe"
  • 🎭 Dark humor – For everyone who likes things a little offbeat
  • High-quality print – durable and colorfast

📏 Product details

  • Material: High-quality stainless steel
  • Capacity: approx. 600 ml
  • Closure: Foldable mouthpiece with integrated drinking straw
  • Features: Lightweight, durable & leak-proof
  • Care: Hand washing recommended
  • Color: Glossy white with colored print

💪 Functionality meets style

This stainless steel water bottle is more than just a drinking vessel – it's a statement ! With its bold design and practical straw system, you're perfectly equipped for everyday life. Whether at the office, during sports, or on the go – your dark sense of humor is always with you!

🎁 The perfect gift

Looking for a gift for someone with a dark sense of humor? This water bottle is ideal for birthdays, Christmas, or just as a surprise. Show that you share the same offbeat sense of humor!


💀 Damn So Many Idiots But Only One Scythe 💀

Discover the unique stainless steel water bottle with a cheeky saying for everyone with dark humor and a passion for quirky designs. Perfect for everyday use – whether at the office, sports, or on the go.

🎨 Design Details

  • 🐰 Crazy Rabbit with Scythe – In front of mystical full moon
  • 🌙 Atmospheric Design – Mystical and humorous at the same time
  • 💬 Cheeky Saying – “Damn so many idiots but only one scythe”
  • 🎭 Dark Humor – For those who like it quirky
  • High-quality print – durable and colourfast

📏 Product Details

  • Material: High-quality stainless steel
  • Capacity: approx. 600 ml
  • Closure: Flip-top spout with integrated straw
  • Features: Lightweight, durable & leak-proof
  • Care: Hand wash recommended
  • Color: White glossy with colored print

💪 Functionality Meets Style

This stainless steel water bottle is more than just a drinking vessel – it's a statement ! With the cheeky design and practical straw system, you're perfectly equipped for everyday life. Whether at the office, sports, or on the go – your dark humor is always with you!

🎁 The Perfect Gift

Looking for a gift for someone with dark humor? This water bottle is ideal for birthdays, Christmas, or just as a surprise. Show that you share the same quirky humor!

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