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💀 Damn, so many idiots but only one scythe 💀 - Premium Shirt

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💀 Damn, so many idiots but only one scythe 💀

Discover the unique premium shirt with its cheeky slogan for everyone with a dark sense of humor and a penchant for quirky designs. Perfect for everyday wear – whether at the office, during leisure time, or as a statement piece!

🎨 Design details

  • 🐰 Crazy rabbit with a scythe – Before a mystical full moon
  • 🌙 Atmospheric design – Mystical and humorous at the same time
  • 💬 Cheeky saying – "So many idiots but only one scythe"
  • 🎭 Dark humor – For everyone who likes things a little offbeat
  • High-quality print – durable and colorfast

📏 Product details

  • Material: 100% cotton (ring-spun)
  • Grammage: 185 g/m²
  • Cut: Unisex Regular Fit
  • Printing: High-quality, durable textile printing
  • Available sizes: XS, S, M, L, XL, XXL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL
  • Care: Machine washable, easy care & durable

📐 Size chart

Size Chest circumference (cm) Length (cm)
XS 88-92 68
S 92-96 70
M 96-100 72
L 100-104 74
XL 104-108 76
XXL 108-112 78
3XL 112-116 80
4XL 116-120 82
5XL 120-124 84

💡 Tip: If you are unsure between two sizes, we recommend choosing the larger size for greater comfort.

💪 Why you'll love this shirt

This premium shirt is more than just clothing – it's a statement ! The cheeky slogan and the whimsical rabbit design are sure to bring a smile, while the high-quality ring-spun cotton ensures maximum comfort. Whether at the office, during leisure time, or on a night out – your dark sense of humor is always with you!

🎁 The perfect gift

Looking for a gift for someone with a dark sense of humor? This premium shirt is perfect for birthdays, Christmas, or just as a surprise. Show that you share the same offbeat sense of humor!


💀 Damn So Many Idiots But Only One Scythe 💀

Discover the unique premium shirt with a cheeky saying for everyone with dark humor and a passion for quirky designs. Perfect for everyday wear – whether at the office, leisure time, or as a statement piece!

🎨 Design Details

  • 🐰 Crazy Rabbit with Scythe – In front of mystical full moon
  • 🌙 Atmospheric Design – Mystical and humorous at the same time
  • 💬 Cheeky Saying – “Damn so many idiots but only one scythe”
  • 🎭 Dark Humor – For those who like it quirky
  • High-quality print – durable and colourfast

📏 Product Details

  • Material: 100% cotton (ring spun)
  • Weight: 185 g/m²
  • Fit: Unisex regular fit
  • Print: High-quality, durable textile print
  • Available sizes: XS, S, M, L, XL, XXL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL
  • Care: Machine washable, easy care & durable

📐 Size Chart

Size Chest (cm) Length (cm)
XS 88-92 68
S 92-96 70
M 96-100 72
L 100-104 74
XL 104-108 76
XXL 108-112 78
3XL 112-116 80
4XL 116-120 82
5XL 120-124 84

💡 Tip: If you're between sizes, we recommend choosing the larger size for more comfort.

💪 Why You'll Love This Shirt

This premium shirt is more than just clothing – it's a statement ! The cheeky saying and mystical rabbit design bring a smile, while the high-quality ring-spun cotton ensures maximum comfort. Whether at the office, in your free time, or going out – your dark humor is always with you!

🎁 The Perfect Gift

Looking for a gift for someone with dark humor? This premium shirt is ideal for birthdays, Christmas, or just as a surprise. Show that you share the same quirky humor!

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