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💀 So many idiots but only one scythe 💀 - Organic Shopping Bag

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💀 Damn, so many idiots but only one scythe 💀

Discover the unique organic shopping bag with its cheeky slogan, perfect for those with a dark sense of humor and a penchant for quirky designs. Ideal for shopping, university, work, or everyday life – sustainable and featuring a mystical rabbit design!

🎨 Design details

  • 🐰 Crazy rabbit with a scythe – Before a mystical full moon
  • 🌙 Atmospheric design – Mystical and humorous at the same time
  • 💬 Cheeky saying – "So many idiots but only one scythe"
  • 🎭 Dark humor – For everyone who likes things a little offbeat
  • High-quality print – durable and colorfast

📏 Product details

  • Material: 80% recycled cotton, 20% recycled polyester
  • Grammage: 300 g/m²
  • Dimensions: 49 x 37 cm
  • Handles: Long, sturdy handles
  • Features: Robust top edges, durable
  • Color: Natural (unbleached) with colored print
  • Care: Machine washable at 30°C

🌱 Sustainable & Stylish

This organic shopping bag is more than just a shopping bag – it's a statement ! Made from recycled materials, you're helping the environment, while its cheeky design is sure to bring a smile to your face. The long handles make it comfortable to carry over your shoulder. Whether you're shopping, at university, in the office, or enjoying your free time – your dark sense of humor is always with you!

🎁 The perfect gift

Looking for a gift for someone with a dark sense of humor and an eco-conscious mindset? This organic shopping bag is perfect for birthdays, Christmas, or just a surprise. Show them you share the same quirky sense of humor!


💀 Damn So Many Idiots But Only One Scythe 💀

Discover the unique organic shopping bag with a cheeky saying for everyone with dark humor and a passion for quirky designs. Perfect for shopping, university, work, or everyday use – sustainable and with mystical rabbit design!

🎨 Design Details

  • 🐰 Crazy Rabbit with Scythe – In front of mystical full moon
  • 🌙 Atmospheric Design – Mystical and humorous at the same time
  • 💬 Cheeky Saying – “Damn so many idiots but only one scythe”
  • 🎭 Dark Humor – For those who like it quirky
  • High-quality print – durable and colourfast

📏 Product Details

  • Material: 80% recycled cotton, 20% recycled polyester
  • Weight: 300 g/m²
  • Dimensions: 49 x 37 cm
  • Handles: Long, robust handles
  • Features: Reinforced top edges, durable
  • Color: Natural (unbleached) with colored print
  • Care: Machine washable at 30°C

🌱 Sustainable & Stylish

This organic shopping bag is more than just a tote – it's a statement ! Made from recycled materials, you're helping the environment while the cheeky design brings a smile. With long handles, it can be comfortably carried over the shoulder. Whether shopping, at university, in the office, or in your free time – your dark humor is always with you!

🎁 The Perfect Gift

Looking for a gift for someone with dark humor and environmental awareness? This organic shopping bag is ideal for birthdays, Christmas, or just as a surprise. Show that you share the same quirky humor!

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