Damn so many idiots but only one scythe 🐇† | Men's V-Neck T-Shirt
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So many damn idiots – and only one scythe. 🐇†
Some days feel like the universe personally decided to send them all to you at once. This shirt says what you're thinking – only more politely. Well, almost.
100% COTTON
Semi-Fitted • V-Neck • S–2XL
For men who understand humor as self-defense!
🐇 The Design
- † Rabbit with Scythe – The Grim Reaper has a sense of humor
- 💬 Quote: "So many damn idiots but only one scythe"
- 🎨 Color: White – classic & striking
- 😄 Style: Sarcastic, honest, blunt
📏 Product Details
- 100% ring-spun cotton – lightweight & breathable
- Weight: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²) – pleasantly light
- Fit: Semi-fitted – slim, but not restrictive
- Neckline: Rib knit V-neck – shape-retaining
- Construction: No side seams, twill tape at shoulders
- Label: Tear-away – no scratching, no stress
- Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL – true to size
- Care: Machine wash at 30°C
🎁 Perfect Gift for…
- 😄 Men with dry humor
- 🤯 Anyone who deals with idiots daily (so, everyone)
- 🎉 Birthdays, Father's Day, Christmas
- 👨💼 Colleagues you secretly like
- 🦸 Anyone who speaks sarcasm as their native tongue
No therapist. No meditation retreat. Just this shirt – and suddenly the day is half as bad. Not just a T-shirt. Your daily peace of mind.
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