Name: Damn so many idiots but only one scythe 🐇† | Men's V-Neck T-Shirt
Brand: Printify
SKU: 31590075971728946482
Price: 32.26 EUR
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So many damn idiots – and only one scythe. 🐇†

Some days feel like the universe personally decided to send them all to you at once. This shirt says what you're thinking – only more politely. Well, almost.

100% COTTON

Semi-Fitted • V-Neck • S–2XL

For men who understand humor as self-defense!

🐇 The Design

† Rabbit with Scythe – The Grim Reaper has a sense of humor
💬 Quote: "So many damn idiots but only one scythe"
🎨 Color: White – classic & striking
😄 Style: Sarcastic, honest, blunt

📏 Product Details

100% ring-spun cotton – lightweight & breathable
Weight: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²) – pleasantly light
Fit: Semi-fitted – slim, but not restrictive
Neckline: Rib knit V-neck – shape-retaining
Construction: No side seams, twill tape at shoulders
Label: Tear-away – no scratching, no stress
Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL – true to size
Care: Machine wash at 30°C

🎁 Perfect Gift for…

😄 Men with dry humor
🤯 Anyone who deals with idiots daily (so, everyone)
🎉 Birthdays, Father's Day, Christmas
👨‍💼 Colleagues you secretly like
🦸 Anyone who speaks sarcasm as their native tongue

No therapist. No meditation retreat. Just this shirt – and suddenly the day is half as bad. Not just a T-shirt. Your daily peace of mind.

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Damn so many idiots but only one scythe 🐇† | Men's V-Neck T-Shirt